Chapter 5: DMVs and CATs

The Life and Times of A Noisy Ninja


Chapter 4: Projects, Near and Far




Today, I rant blog about the lines of the DMV and I discuss about my cute little cat (:3). Pictures after the break!







     Today, I went to a surface hell a little place called the Department of Motor Vehicles. The first thought that crossed my mind was if the lines/waiting time for the DMV was as long everyone talks about.

That's about right

...They were right.


I had to wake up at 7 o'clock (didn't even get to sleep in since I wasn't going to school) and do my usual morning thing and hopped in my uncle's car and went to the DMV. We arrived at the DMV and was immediately into a line. The line itself wasn't long, it's just that it takes about a bazillion years to get to your turn. Although, I did meet a couple of interesting people.


The Bitchy Mom 


     Directly in front of us was a mom and her child (we'll come back to him later). The mom seemed like a normal mom but ,as usual, that wasn't true. Seeing that I didn't have anything better to do, I listened to the bitch mom talk to one of the workers (ie. the only worker at the counter) and from a glance, she had one of those faces on where she is smiling but it is clearly obvious that she was pissed. From one I put together, she needed to go to work but had to do this DMV stuff first. All I heard was this, 


"...Can I leave him here alone?" 


"No." 


"Come on, he is 15 years old, he's a big boy. He can handle himself." 


"No, ma'am. He's too young." 


*she walks off with the child* 


"...jackass."


Clearly, she was pissed. I personally thought she was an idiot for trying something that stupid, but after I explain the boy, I can kinda see where she is coming from.




The Mafia Man


     There isn't much about this guy, but I thought he was pretty cool. After sitting down I saw two men enter the DMV. I didn't get a look at the first guy but I other guy had a wife beater and some swag. He had a very Italian accent and a mafia feel about him. As soon as he entered, he told the other guy, "yo, sit down over there." and made the other guy sit. I couldn't see the other guy, but apparently he didn't sit down and I heard a super high whistle and the mafia man said, "boy, I said sit there." The guy was pretty cool, would have been 20% cooler if he was wearing a white suit.




The Gangster With Yogurt 


     I looked outside and saw a gangster enter the DMV with a Trix Yogurt Cup. I don't know how he was gonna eat the yogurt without a spoon, but it was interesting to say the least.






The Redneck


     A redneck with a trucker hat entered the DMV and on his belt he had a holder on it. I couldn't tell at first but as he turned his back towards me I can clearly see the shape of a knife in it. I pointed it out to my uncle and he agreed with me that it was. I'm sure why he would bring that to the DMV, but I certainly kept my guard up encase he got some dumb ideas.






The Child


     The 15-year-old boy to the Bitchy mom. Turns out, he was in college. I was very surprised by this (especially since he looked like he was 10) So apparently he was a genius I guess. But he was't that smart in driving because he failed and somehow the failing question was 'what is the minimum amount of alcohol required to be considered intoxicated?' or something like that and obviously it was .08 so I question the legitimacy of that college thing. 

Actually, he kinda looks like him. 

  But in honesty, if he really is in college, good for you, bro but learn your shit on drunk driving.




The Baka Twins


     These girls were alright from behind (shwow) but apparently these girls didn't know shit about driving because I watched them start the test before me and 5 minutes later I started and finished it 10 minutes before they did. In the end, neither one of them passed the test and did the walk of shame out the door. I know your thinking I might be just super fast but in all honestly, the test was super easy and I'm the slowest test taker in my class. I feel bad for them but they really should've studied before taking the test.






After all of that, I signed some papers and got some papers. I passed with flying colors. So now I come to current problem, who the hell in my family is gonna ride with me without yelling at me?


But I will worry about that later. For now, Cats.

Looks like I'm sleeping on the floor...again.

Meet my new cat, Simba. This adorable ball of fluff that I call my pet is the newest member of the family. I got him on Sunday and he has been adjusting pretty well. He spent the first day cowering in the corner of the house and today he is running around loving life. My personal plan is to get Simba to love me more than everyone else. This popped into my head as soon as we put him on the floor for the first time and he immediately ran and hid behind my legs. Simba currently spends most of his naps on top of my legs which currently is increasing my laziness ten fold since we reach the 'well I would do (X) but Simba is napping and I can't disturb his slumber. My plan is currently working great since I just found out that Simba took a piss in stosh's room and Simba spends much more time in my room. One down, two to go. Now, more cats.

  
    






That's it for now, I have to do some work now because Nate didn't sent me the audio for me to work on until now.




Thanks, Nate




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-A N0isyNinja